Poor Bastard

Me: hey
Me: how many times have i told you i really liked a guy?
Friend: haha
Friend: like never
Friend: I only remember a couple crushes here and there
Me: haha
Friend: there was some guy who couldn't pay tuition or something
Friend: or didn't get financial aid
Friend: remember him?
Me: oh yeah
Me: i think i only liked him theoretically
Friend: haha
Me: b/c when i actually had the chance
Me: i turned him down
Me: haha!
Friend: haha
Me: i'm so lame!
Friend: poor bastard


Hmm.. maybe I'm the poor bastard :-/