Romantic Vs. NOT Romantic

Romantic: Listening to soft alternative/jazz

NOT Romantic: Listening to "Shake yo ass! Watch yo self! Shake yo ass!"

Romantic: An evening involving strawberries, chocolate, and wine

NOT Romantic: An evening involving smirnoff rasberry body shots and dancing on a bar

Romantic: Helping your date get into their coat

NOT Romantic: Trying to help your date get into their expensive coat which
you happen to drop on the dirty ass floor

Romantic: Sipping red wine over conversation

NOT Romantic: Spilling red wine on your date's shirt

Romantic: Gently kissing and caressing throughout the night

NOT Romantic: Making out until both your lips are chapped

Romantic: Making sweet love from 11:30 am until dawn

NOT Romantic: Making sweet love until dawn (if you started at 9:30, too much chaffing)

Romantic: Whispering sweet nothings in your lover's ear

NOT Romantic: Snoring in your lover's ear


And that has been this installation of Romantic Vs. NOT Romantic