What's in my bed?
If you guessed "a hot guy" you'd be wrong. Instead I have a dell laptop, a dell mouse, 3 kaplan mcat books, 3 magazines, 2 fiction books, a highlighter, 2 pencils, two organic chem textbooks, one binder, one folder full of documents for work, a makeup bag, a medium sized handbag, a portable cd player, some coupons stolen from some stanford guide, a remote control, a blazer, a sweatshirt, a baseball cap, 6 pillows, and.. an empty package of swedish fish.. Pushed out of bed by my own laziness and inability to organize anything... isnt life wonderful :-/
3 Comments:
Hmm...I guess you can look at porn on the laptop, but how can one be intimate with all that other stuff? You sure it isn't easier to just have a hot guy in your bed? :-) Just teasin' ya!
Trust me.. I prefer the hot guy to the cyber porn :)
I prefer porn of myself to a hot guy or other porn. By the way, I just converted to narcissism.
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