CLE 1.1 - Blue Cheese?
I think my roommate/ex gets a rise out of watching me eat things that are truly disgusting. I came back home yesterday and was trying to wash my face in peace when I heard my roommate yelling my name numerous times. Since I hadn't seen him at all and left Max home, I thought Max had done something truly heinous and he was mad about it. After walking out of the bathroom I go to see what all the commotion is about.
Him: Hey you have t try this!
Me: What the hell is that?
Him: Blue cheese. (smile)
Me: Um.. no thanks.
Him: No really. This is what makes Britain a great country.
Me: Yeah except all the rest of their food sucks.
Him: Yeah.. But try this.
Me: Ugh, give me a small amount.
Him: (Slabs on a huge chunck of cheese)
Me: I said small!
Him: But you won't be able to get the full flavor.
Me: Ugh. Ok. (Shoves stupid cheese and cracker in mouth)
Him: Good huh?
Me: UM. This tastes like what cleaning fluid smells like.
Other roommate: Yeah a lot of people don't like it.
Me: (Steals a cracker w/o cheese and walks away) I know you're trying to poison me. But I have a stomach of steal. So give up now.
Him: (Laughs)
Him: Hey you have t try this!
Me: What the hell is that?
Him: Blue cheese. (smile)
Me: Um.. no thanks.
Him: No really. This is what makes Britain a great country.
Me: Yeah except all the rest of their food sucks.
Him: Yeah.. But try this.
Me: Ugh, give me a small amount.
Him: (Slabs on a huge chunck of cheese)
Me: I said small!
Him: But you won't be able to get the full flavor.
Me: Ugh. Ok. (Shoves stupid cheese and cracker in mouth)
Him: Good huh?
Me: UM. This tastes like what cleaning fluid smells like.
Other roommate: Yeah a lot of people don't like it.
Me: (Steals a cracker w/o cheese and walks away) I know you're trying to poison me. But I have a stomach of steal. So give up now.
Him: (Laughs)
1 Comments:
I love bleu cheese! (blue cheese? bleu cheese?)
guess it's an acquired taste...
-cq
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